Ask:Who?A male voice answers:Even lent you trousers Chas to use, the An had to call "plum Chuan cool son"
3.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads a few egg hulls.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:The breeze blows egg hull.
4.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads a dozen dog stick, what girl frightenned turns pale, and the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:In the new Gai Gai.The girl is upset:This Zha of yours is thin to get similar to toothpick(HOHO, classic!)
5.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads the movie ticket of a few "excrement fork 12:00".The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?The city Wei secretary of a typical model reports of loud and clear male voice answer:Little girl her daddy!
6.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads a drumstick.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Chicken in the new Gai, Gao Gai Ji, one passes by five chickens and eats convenience, not troublesome!!!
7.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads an axe.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Stephen-week.
8.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads a few debt pages with yellow hair.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Old landlord.
9.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, next door deep skill.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Still have who?Spot bamboo!
10.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads thick thick one firm bill.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Bill covers Ci
11.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads a .The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Bush
12.There is a male ladies room in a school mutually facing, a girl went to the stool to forget to take paper.At this time, the next door spreads a few airplanes.The girl frightens turn pale, the low voice asks:Who?A male voice answers:Pull a light.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1235 pig eight quit and exercise the letter of the committee for Olympic athletics game
The words say a pig eight quit to mention the matter son that the Olympic athletics exercises, spirit head the son is hundred percent, red-blooded surge, the Hao feeling surges and is full of.Pig eight quit the views that exercises to the athletics and even have many original places.He early wants to give Ao Wei will the chairman wrote a letter, be can not recall this chairman to call what, "seem call what'strange', afterwards again changed a person, call what'space'.These foreigners are really that was stupid to come home, start to connects all disadvantageous Suo.Which be like us so will-pig eight quit, Sun Wukong, sand monk, red child ……again good to listen, again record ……how do?Is simply and then call him'strange space'."Thought of this, pig eight quit one belly of clapping, then and gladly life pen, write:
Famous celebrity's pig eight quit of opinion book
The international Olympic athletics game exercises committee chairman strange space:
An on TV the inside usually see athletics sport what.The athletics exercises too have fun, stimulate too much, too vehemence, too interesting, too crary, too ……wife …… !But always feel sorry after An once sees, the An has an opinion.The An without reserve puts forward and hopes you are ready to take advice to hear the opinion that the An suggests, correct your weakness and mistake today.
First, the An wants the opinion that suggest BE-you design of the athletics game the item all escape from physically and keep off a life.Athletics game sport comes from a life, is higher than to live.You even this dialectical only owner righteousness and history only does none of common senses of owner righteousness understand!?
You see the items that you establish, which have one to call the masses of the people satisfied and can carry song to carry dance?For example say, you establish of that dives, swimming item, stem don't change into "firm the fierce son grasps tortoise" item?If you change this item, the An isn't to blow, the An promises to year by year retain world champion.Have again, you establish of the ball which ball item, dry don't change into "the beauty throws to embroider ball" item?If you change this item, tell you, An village promises to contract for a gold, silver and Bronze Medal, is 4-8,www.headphones-fashion.com, the other people also don't think that to get.Still have, you that shoots item, only beat empty Ba and flying saucer, waste more bullet!If this item can change into "beat tiger, beat swan and beat bear blind person" item much good.The game can not only win a prize a card, but also edible his after ending very dark.
Secondly, you establish of awards, stem hair card, don't deliver money?Stand is accepting award on the stage, front the three per person deliver a bag of imposing style of sub- Qian Duo!In this aspect we Gao Lao Zhuang's village stronger than you.Our village has a get a prize in the whole country, this boy after coming back, save an inside again hair prize, deliver a prize again in city, county inside again hair prize, village neighborhood again hair prize, village inside again hair prize, set inside again hair prize ……all cash awards add and fully have 600,000.(small car, house return excepted)If you say according to the An of change an event, these money, thing of, isn't an An of.
The third, the An is big old thick, have much thick?Women's director of An village is knowing.An read a primary school grade five, but the An still keeps thinking of Chinese famous brand university.If the An took Olympic Games medal, need not examination, can be famous brand university student.Mix in the university for a several years, admire and respect in the other people's acclaim in, An comfortable comfortable the ground got hold of diploma.Our village is that boy, he just read a primary school grade three, sneaked into famous brand university, took a certificate.The certificate of famous brand university can like to seek a work.This boy already at save city to earn money at work .Wear reason top which say!
Finally, the An still has an opinion.Is our athletics superior of this pimple too many.Be a report don't ascend an of Olympic Games, can not participate in Olympic Games.The nephew-pig of An is small to quit, 100 meters are 10.2, than Liu Xiang still quickly, niece's broad-jump of the An is 8.9 meters, the neighbor of An a small son, the ball kicks stronger than country feetly 10,000 times, after a feet ball shoots into a ball door, the ball nets can shoot deeply.Be have no a place to register to take part in a game.Can report all is they early settle good of person.Do you say that how can this do?!World-class athletics human resource of the An village white white wasted.The An wants to ask, can they ascend your that pimple to register?You after receiving the letter be don't eat not to drink, also regain letter to tell An, medium not medium?
The An suggested so many opinions and basically represented proletariat revolution labor in the whole world the people's common request.Ask the precious opinion that you accept An, and correct own shortage soon.The letter writes this.
This to
Salute
The × year × month × day
Pig eight quit Yours faithfully,
Pig eight quit to write letter after, fill letter into envelope, write an address in believing skin:Olympic athletics game in the world exercises chairman's strange space of committee to accept.Then, stick the stamp of 8 Cape moneys, threw into post office booth
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1236 to make to smile a net text to celebrate a Charng-er to get off the ground on the 1st
1.Paradise:
Jade Emperor:where Evil-doer?Is stiring my paradise clean?
A long distance eye:the smoke is too big, see not pure ……
With the wind ear:Well big noise!My ear is quickly deaf!
Wang Mu:Might it not be is again it the Wu that vacate a life time?
Too platinum star:Not elephant ……hurtle a widely cold temple to go to of …… is eight quit?
2.Widely cold temple
Charng-er:Empress Yi!You this kills thousand knives!BE not live separately with you?You as for make me with the so big bomb?
Moon:Make also even if, return TM to turn around not to drop down!
Wu is just:The treetop that had better be deep-fried to arrive laurel blossom, Lao Tze chopped down several
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