The man says:"Is all right, you had better start wetting now, because you below catch fire"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2628 witness' memory
The judge, who has been near pleasing to the ear year of, seeks a sweetheart, discover she just and a young lawyer's secret rendezvous.
Judge annoys a pole to corrupt to ask for doing to conclude, the sweetheart proposes a solution-she totally mudely appears in front of 2 people(also bareness), whose body occurrence variety, who win.
The game starts soon, the lawyer discovers that the judge stealthily and by hand lends support to of the body make reaction, call a way:"Judge, you don't go like this, you can not at'witness'body up begin feet!"
"What does your ghost call?"Judge immediately still with the color way;"I only awaken'witness'of the memory is just."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2629 chicken head/rent a house
A day, one sells a chicken to lift a chicken to go home and sees taking a shower of a female halfway, he hence the mat wears a few bricks to see, after seeing in mental concentration, carelessly trampled brick to turn over, the that girl lambastes to hold your mama after hearing, who pick a head, who pick a head, that guy , raise chicken to say right away, chicken head.
One day William visits prostitute, finished Hou, William isn't that satisfied, so he have already paid half of money to walk.But that prostitute of course not is pleased.So she catches up with a William house to go.But when she walks into a William house, she sees have a lot of relativeses of Williams at.She is ashamed to say clearly, so she says with William: do you rent a house with me and pay half of money for of Shi Mo?William thought a to think and answered to say: I paid half of rents because of the first, your house was too old, the second, your house water gives or gets an electric shock not good, the third, your house is a lot too big!That prostitute listenned to and answered to say right away: Sir, the house is too old to is what you at the beginning choose by yourself, water doesn't well give or get an electric shock I see isn't enough your motor dint and say again, the house is too greatly and perhaps that your furniture is too small!.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2630 odd**case
A morals and custom case is taking up.The plaintiff is a young woman, the accused is an inside year man, and they are neighbors.The plaintiff calls that she encounters accused in own bathroom**, but accused's debating matter hair at that time him don't leave his own bedroom at all.Through survey in law court, having the enough evidence the proof accused what to say is true words.The proper judge wants to announce verdict accused not guilty, the plaintiff put forward a claim law court to again make a survey toward law court and finally proved that the accused makes**the offense establish.Originally accused is belong to "snake", that words son grows to be good enough to stretch a whichever corner inside the building of neighbor.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2631 yin and yang at enmity with/ foolish:Be optimistic about
The some male any county boy tries a Jian to read.Book takes The Four Books up"parents at".Inside is a spool of, break for
"The parents of the man, is He Wu also?"Male cachinnation, criticizes a text it up:"Father, the penis is also;Mother, the Yin thing is also;The yin and yang at enmity with livings you this monster is also.
Foolish:daddy,beats by dre solo, Shi Mo BE**?
Daddy:this comes me to demonstrate to let you see.
(The daddy takes foolish enter room to point at to lie at mama on the bed)
Daddy:see mama's hole having no?Daddy:Be optimistic about
(The daddy jumps up bed beginning and mama**)
(The younger brother runs to come into the building at this time)
Younger brother:be the daddy doing Shi Mo?Foolish:at and mama**.
Younger brother:Shi Mo BE**?
Foolish:see the daddy's hole having no?Foolish:Be optimistic about
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2632 for 20 years of accept 諾
A風塵 girl is in the outside Dou 風 on the first, didn't expect 車 son 卻 ?Is the 錨 in the Huang?Of 農 village, against will stay overnight a Wu.The host of農 house have 兩個 the 兒 son of經 current affairs not, the 長 must be very handsome beautiful, the host know 這 woman if live in the 這 even if is a night, the 貞 of the 兩個兒 son??Also the 難 protects.The Wu is to ask girl to borrow before, answer 應決 not the 對兩個兒 son make moves.
However evening, the girl 卻還 is to run to the building 間 of host 兒 son, ?K 問 he 們說 :The 兩個 of the "does your 們 want 嗎 with my"quick 樂 "?" host pure 純兒 son 點點頭 .
Girl again 說 :Turns over 雲 to reply rain for"not 過 I don't think that I don't think quick 樂 with your 們 over Hou 懷 Yun, so your 們 wants 帶 to protect a 險 set." a night of 經過 , girl the 離 of the quick 樂 goes on the second day …
The 時間飛 dies, 20 year Hou …
The old host have already passed away, the 兩個兒 son 還 is to mutually depend on a 為 life
One day, at finish doing a work Hou for a day, elder brother as if deep in thought of younger brother 對說 :"You does the 還記 get the business 嗎 that 20 year agos accept 諾 , that girl?"
The younger brother answers:"當 However, I the son of 這輩 are all unforgettable."
Elder brother again 說 :"That your 還 cares her 懷懷 Yun not 嗎 ?"
The younger brother thought one 說 of thinking:"It Be getting more inattentive."
The 說 of elder brother's circumspect:
"That … my 們 together protect a 險 set to take down? Zhuang umbrella?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2633 circus/pair bureau chief
Have a son to say to father us to see today not very good father of circus say that what good-looking son circus has to say to listen to the kid says to have an aunt's station that didn't wear clothes performance father hears on tiger after say to the son all right I also didn't see circus for the sake of you for a long time let's see tonight
The bureau chief goes to dance hall and dances, due to embracing with young lady very tightly the underneath is hard to get up.Young lady:"What are you dry?"
Bureau chief:"Bureau chief."
Young lady:"What I say is an underneath."
Bureau chief:", Underneath is pair bureau chief."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2634 recollection
A reporter arrives deep mountain to cover a small small village that looses a life time Suo to reside.He meets an old man in the village, hence comes forward an interview, hopes that the old man discusses him to live in the mountains a lifetime and feels unforgettable happy event most .
The "H'm, once the sheep that I showed affection for most gets lost, " old man said, the "hence I took the wine of some he or she Niangs and went to Shan-li to seek sheep with the neighbors. very not easy found out, we drank to celebrate, everybody drank greatly to inebriate, then we by turn ascended that sheep. pretty interesting of." reporter knew this kind of matter to report, hence request old man moreover again speak 1.
This, once my neighbor's wife got lost, "the old man said, hence I and the man of whole villageses took the wine of some he or she Niangs and went to Shan-li seek her, very not easy find out, we drank celebrate, everybody drinks greatly inebriate, then we by turn ascended she.Mama of, in disorder great."
Reporter helplessly tells an old man, this kind of affair can not report.
"Otherwise so, you have what painful of can the recollection discuss?"
The old man temporarily has no language and connect Zhao long give a sigh, slowly say, "alas, once I got lost by myself ……………"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the man of the best chapter 2635
There is one rich old woman in Hong Kong and also can not get away from a man for a day.The rich old woman thinks that the police is the symbol that is national to bear arms strength, the police comrade must be a world is the best man.For trying to please rich old woman, skin the guests then seek to stick man.Up wear Jing to take, descend a body to strip nude, according to the size, mark section chief respectively, bureau chief ……combine to clap into photograph, let rich old woman choice.The rich old woman asks:"Who is the tallest superior ?!"The skin guest says:"It is a chief executive."The rich old woman says:" Call him to come."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2636 Jesus he Satan
One day the Jesus takes 36 of his disciples to below the hills say: you take two rocks first
However the Hou climb mountain to have among them together with me one calls Satan of take two minimum grains of, arrived top of hill
The Jesus says to everyone: take the rock on the your hand to change my plain wheat roll now, the result Satan changes
Arriving is minimum of plain wheat roll, the Wu is him bosom to hate in the heart
The Jesus is similar to take the disciple to below the hills, make them take two rocks first to climb mountain on the second day, the Wu is a Satan to take
Two big stones
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